(Note: This ditty was composed in honor of three remarkable women who complain bitterly about the shortage of smart, sensitive and single men.) "Coffee in Da Lobby" So there were these three babes in Dubai Who caused a certain gentleman to sigh; When he asked them out for coffee They said to meet them in da lobby. When he trekked to find them, The doorman said, "Ahem," The babes had just dashed out with a cabby. So the gentleman returned to the party Where there was dancing do...

(Note: This ditty was composed in honor of three remarkable women who complain bitterly about the shortage of smart, sensitive and single men.) "Coffee in Da Lobby" So there were these three babes in Dubai Who caused a certain gentleman to sigh; When he asked them out for coffee They said to meet them in da lobby. When he trekked to find them, The doorman said, "Ahem," The babes had just dashed out with a cabby. So the gentleman returned to the party Where there was dancing do...